Sunday, 27 October 2013

10 More Nerd Jokes

Ducks, functions and radioactive cats...


As I mentioned in a previous post, I've got a bit of a soft spot for nerd jokes, so as it's been a while since I last featured any nerd jokes on my blog I think therefore that means it's time for another round up.

"Quark!"
Once again, apologies to any non-nerds for this overdose of nerdosity, but for anyone who enjoys nerd jokes, let's start things off with a really cheesy joke...

1) What does a subatomic duck say?  Quark.

2) A logician tells his mate his wife has just had a baby.
"Is it a boy or a girl?" his mate asks.
"Yes," the logician replies.

3) What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Sunday, 20 October 2013

How To Save The World: Part 3B - Revenge And Justice

The 'How To Save The World' series continues...


Charles Fudgemuffin in association with Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates is proud to announce the release of the fifth book in the 'How To Save The World' series.

Here's the blurb:

How To Save The World: Part 3B - Revenge And Justice

How To Save The World: Part 3B - Revenge And Justice


In Revenge And Justice, author Charles Fudgemuffin analyses the two similar but distinct concepts of revenge and justice.  Charles examines whether the short term emotional indulgence experienced when chasing revenge is ultimately less rewarding than the long term satisfaction and inner peace achieved by pursuing justice, and through his characters Charles describes the relative merits and appeal of these two concepts which pull on the heart of everyone at one time or another.

Charles has also included a few jokes about baps.


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'How To Save The World: Part 3B - Revenge And Justice' is available for Kindle from Amazon:

UK:  How To Save The World: Part 3B - Revenge And Justice
US:  How To Save The World: Part 3B - Revenge And Justice

Sunday, 13 October 2013

True Or False: Six 'Space And The Universe' Facts For National Astronomy Day

Origami, extreme diets and the planet 'Marjory'...


As today is National Astronomy Day, I thought it would be appropriate to base my latest True Or False quiz on the theme of 'space and the universe'.  See if you can spot which of the following 'facts' are actually true and which ones are nothing more than a devious bluff...

The planets Neptune and Saturn, with the planet 'Marjory'
sandwiched in the middle.  Note: Not to scale.

Fact 1) The Planet 'Marjory'


The planet Uranus was discovered in 1628 by astronomer Richard Keplington and as a romantic gesture he originally wanted to name the planet 'Marjory' after his beloved wife.  However, his wife was quite a humble lady and didn't want any fuss or attention, and so Keplington reluctantly agreed to respect her wishes and the name Uranus was eventually decided upon.

True of false? 

About The Author

The 'How To Save The World' books
by Charles Fudgemuffin
Charles Fudgemuffin is the author of the alien comedy 'How To Save The World' books which are available for Kindle from Amazon.  The first book in the series is available from the following link:
How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy

As with all Kindle books, you can also download a free sample of the first few chapters.

Please note, the 'How To Save The World' books contain material suitable for ages 18+ and are not recommended for prudes or squares.