Yoda, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Darth Vader take the spotlight.
This Wednesday is officially Star Wars Day (May 4th), so in honour of a galaxy far far away, this week the
1) What Did Darth Vader say when the music shop didn't have his favourite George Michael CD in stock?
"I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing."
2) Why is Yoda rubbish at telling jokes?
Says the punch line first, he does.
3) Why was Luke Skywalker a bad doctor?
The boy had no patients.