Or strictly speaking, nine real facts that sound made-up and one that actually is made up.
|Back from the dead.|
A Dagenham & Deadbridge fan.
1) Premature condolences
Back in 1993, non-league football side Congleton Town FC were forced to cancel a minute’s silence to mourn the death of the club’s oldest fan ... when the allegedly dead fan walked into the ground!
2) "Hmm, how much wrapping paper do I need?"
In the early days of the US Parcel Post Service, at least two children were sent by post. This prompted the Postmaster General to issue a regulation making the sending of children in the mail illegal.