Saturday 23 December 2017

A Christmas message for any politically correct readers!

At this festive time of the year, I traditionally like to post a special holiday message to all my blog readers. Click the image below to read the Christmas message in hi-res!


For any politically correct readers of the Charles Fudgemuffin blog...

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practises of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society are equally of merit.

This wish is made without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. This greeting is subject to amendment, clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not wishing to share in the holiday spirit."

To everyone else...

"Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!"

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If you're looking for a Christmas themed read, then might I biasedly suggest 'Santa and The Naughty Elf', which is available for Kindle from Amazon.




If you'd like to know how to say 'Merry Christmas' in a number of other languages, then check out the link below:
How to say 'Merry Christmas' in other languages.

Alternatively, just use Google Translate!

However, my blog post is more interesting than just using Google Translate, so I would recommend you click the link above. Unless of course you're not interested in how to say 'Merry Christmas' in other languages, in which case don't click the link and don't use Google Translate either. Just go and do something else instead.

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